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Paul Stephan Andrechuk held the conference swag bag containing Adelaide’s purse under his arm in a sweaty grasp. It had been impossible to pass up the opportunity when the handbag had bounced just past his feet. His flight instinct wanted only his hotel room but he’d been forced in the opposite direction toward the Front Desk and “help” for Adelaide. However, after pointing a clerk in the right direction, the parking elevators adjacent to the desk were quite convenient. His posture was slightly bent and he glanced about furtively with a protective stance for his guilty prize. Would the damn elevator ever arrive? He desperately needed a smoke. BING. Finally. He lumbered his considerable bulk into the compartment without even waiting for the current occupants to exit. He was oblivious to their contemptuous looks. Impatiently, his sausage-like finger jabbed the P3 button after they left. The doors closed and the car jerked to start its journey downward once again.
What good fortune for him! He knew he never had a chance with the uppity tart. It would be a genuine shame if she didn’t recover but surely, with so many doctors, her chances were better than average, weren’t they? It would certainly make his theft far more rewarding to think she would be up and about again soon. He closed his eyes and instantly could see those swaying hips propelling those shapely BING. P2? What the fuck? The doors opened and an elderly man looked in hesitantly: “Going up?”. “Uh, no”. You stupid, old, fuck! Doors closed and agitated, he swiped the numerous beads of perspiration from his ever-expanding forehead area.
Unconsciously, he fumbled for his pack of Players “Light” cigarettes. He carefully extracted one from the pack so as not to get any drops of sweat on it and placed it between his lips while he kept his head tilted upward. As the doors opened, he was raising the lighter towards the end when he saw the sign bearing a no-smoking symbol. “Jesus fucking Christ, Fuck THAT”, as he lit up anyway and began to shamble towards his car.
The rusting, formerly bright forest green 1993 Escort was exactly as he left it. He unlocked the driver door and using his left hand to brace himself on the door frame, lowered himself in as the suspension moaned. He rolled down the window before closing the door with a tinny epitaph. Ah. At last, a bit of peace. Aaackswhoom. He hacked up some phlegm from deep within his lungs and with practised ease, spat it out into the parking lot.
After a careful look around, he looked into his bag resting between his gut and the steering wheel. He didn’t remove it from the conference bag just yet; there would be plenty of time to savour its exterior later. Still, he couldn’t contain his curiosity a moment longer. It wasn’t a large bag and the insignias it bore probably meant it was some designer knock-off. Opening the cover flap, the wallet was the most prominent item, taking up more than half the space. Another nervous scan of the parking lot before he unzipped the first compartment. Two twenties and a five. Sheesh, good thing robbery wasn’t the main motive for this snatch. Next compartment, a large pile of change but probably no more than another 5 dollars. ID section had no driver’s license, credit cards nor … wait, some business cards. They just had “Adelaide” in a flowery script with a phone number. Score! Oh yes, this had long term potential. It should be simple enough to get her address now, maybe a little clandestine peeping or even an “accidental” meeting near by. Oh yes.
A long spent ash from his still burning cigarette dropped in. “Shit shit”, carefully, he brushed it aside, then blew the remaining flakes off his prize. He took one more long haul before tossing the butt. Now, what other treasures? Usual cosmetics: lipstick (Aubergine Divine? who comes up with this crap?); eye liner, etc. Hairbrush, loose change, tissues, feminine hygiene, ……Oh, perfume – nice, but caution would be required. It wouldn’t do to poke the bear also known as his wife nor even put his two spoiled brat kids on alert. But, he drank in some of the scent as he moved the rest of the package down to rub against his crotch, its occupant already fully alert and responsive. He’d have to take extra care to safely hide this new toy so that it could be enjoyed fully, often, and without any layers in between. Greedily, he considered doing that right now or going back. A cover story might be needed….. “Screw it”, he huffed as he reached under his stomach roll for his belt buckle.