Adelaide and York

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Page 11

York entered his apartment carrying the still unconscious Adelaide. He gingerly laid her on his bed and returned Bob to the tank. Good lord, he had to pee. He had to pee so bad it felt like Niagara Falls had been poured into a sausage casing. He rushed to the bathroom, emptied said sausage casing, stood on the Fisher Price stool in front of the sink and neurotically washed his hands several times. He studied his reflection in the mirror above the sink.

"Perfect", he said aloud, "And now it's time to awaken our slumbering guest".

He emerged from the loo and was greeted by the sight of Adelaide, naked and sprawled on the wet hardwood floor near the tank, legs spread in a "V" with toes pointed daintily towards the ceiling. Bob was on top of her, his tentacles everywhere - - fondling both of Adelaide's breasts, more running up and down the inside of her thighs, her tongue wrestling with another, one around her neck and gentling nuzzling an earlobe. They were underneath her, behind her, and on the floor all around her, propelling his purple and yellow spotted body up and down and up and down as he humped her mercilessly, penetrating her with yet another tentacle. Judging by her look of unparalleled ecstasy, Adelaide was not at all opposed to any of this.

York fetched his handgun, blew Adelaide's head clean off, fired thirteen shots into Bob and his betraying tentacles, put the gun in his own mouth and pulled the trigger.

And then Adelaide woke up. She was in a bedroom with the same layout as her own, yet with different furniture. Where was she? And what a strange dream she'd just had.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Page 10

A persistent tapping on the glass roused Prometheus from his intent study. When vocal lessons weren’t paying the bills, every free moment was spent on trying to learn more about his new best friend. To say his life had changed since that fly fishing trip in a remote stream in northern Quebec could not be more of an understatement. A fresh rainbow trout dinner was all he had been after with his collection of woolly buggers and other assorted flies. Upon realizing that what had wrapped around his hip-waders was more than weeds, his curiousity had overcome his fear. Having been judged on his appearance by most of humanity, he was not quick to do the same. Plus, he had swiftly ascertained that he was a physical match of the creature and/or it intended him no harm. A sensation he could not quite describe enveloped him when it made contact with his skin. He still mulled the irony of a man that earned a living thru voice would develop an obsessive attachment to a being that communicated without.

It was his personal experience with scientific authorities and perhaps a mutual agreement with Bob (he had to call it something) that prevented him from sharing his discovery with anyone. He still felt very sure that it was Bob’s wish to accompany him home. So far, he couldn’t say with certainty if Bob even originated on this planet. Without a "host", Bob didn’t fair well when out of a fresh-water environment for very long. An omnivore of aquatic life, keeping Bob fed was as easy as a trip to a pet store or fish market. York had pursued investigative avenues along possible relations to jellyfish, squid, etc. but the differences outweighed the similarities. And of course, there was the intelligence factor to consider.

The tapping was more intense than usual. Even if it hadn’t been, Bob was difficult to resist. The tank afforded some respite, allowing more comfortable sleep and personal maintenance. But the feeling while they were bonded had become an addiction. York shed his shirt as he moved towards the tank. Anxious tentacles rose to greet him and seconds later they merged. Both entities froze for a few moments to bask in the feeling. Then pressure (hurry). Apparently Bob was in a hurry, which was a first. After donning an oversized shirt and cloak, York retrieved two litre bottles of water from the fridge and threw them in a shoulder bag. Staying hydrated was mandatory since Bob would be drawing liquid from his body.

Previously, Bob had only shown an interest in guiding York towards things that provided high levels of stimulation. Bob loved roller coasters. But now there was more of a feeling of desperation. Their evolving guidance system primarily consisted of applied pressure: left, right, etc. but there was an even stronger intangible element to it. York found themselves outside the entrance to a large hotel, part of a major chain. Inside the lobby, a welcome sign read "Swedish Association of Proctologists". Yikes. Satisfying Bob’s whims generally was rewarding but there was a line.

Pressure again, nearly to the point of pain. York was intrigued so using his small stature to advantage, he slipped onto the convention floor. Instantly, his eyes were drawn to a cluster of people gathered around someone on the floor. (THERE!). He sprinted over. He recognized the compelling woman he had literally ran into earlier, lying on the floor, clutching at her throat. One of her sinuous arms was considerably swollen. A man was kneeling beside her, in obvious distress. "Did someone call for an ambulance yet?" his clipped British accent railed. There wouldn’t be time. Examining her arm, York could see the stinger left behind by a bee, it’s tiny poison sack having pulsated its payload of venom with devastating results. "Does she have a handbag that may contain an epi-pen?" he barked at the man. "Uh, uh, I just met her here at the convention, I don’t recall a bag". Fucking idiots! "I suppose she’d have to have been stung up the ass for your skills to be of use". The man went crimson. Gently brushing the hair back, he held her puffy face in his hands. An undetected tentacle slid into her mouth. Within moments, a gurgle sounded and wide desperate eyes slammed open. She grasped York’s thick arms. It’s work done, the tentacle retracted. Feeling that and recognizing York appeared to be a bit of an overload. Her body slumped but her breathing was returning to normal. Even without help, he could easily carry the near waif. Bob’s assistance made it even more manageable. Gathering her up, he strode out through the gaping spectators.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Page 9

With a satisfied smile, Adelaide stepped onto the conference floor. It was a typical setting: the “Grand” Ballroom had high ceilings and cheap looking light fixtures resembling chandeliers. The carpeting was reasonably clean but had a beaten down appearance from the application of thousands of feet and hundreds of vacuumings.

Getting in had been a breeze. Paul, the rotund reporter had obtained a guest pass for her but likely would have fallen on a grenade if her sultry voice had requested it. But, he could not be her quarry on a reporter’s salary and just as well – yuck. Now, the good doctor on the other hand, would do very nicely. Her newfound companions had also lapped up her cover story of being a mature student interested in pursuing a medical specialty. “Not nearly enough beautiful women in the profession” Paul had loudly proclaimed. Dr. Crispin-Smith seemed slightly embarrassed for his acquaintance using such a flagrant attempt to gain her favour.

Now, as they wandered about the various booths, she would continue to expertly play off one against the other while they competed for her attention. The doctor was sure to feel quite chuffed when she eventually let him win. To the point of being very gracious, if things went to plan. The doctor was currently deploying an “I’m smarter” strategy as he guided them to a display of a colonoscope. “Does this employ the new series 3 polyp laser?” he asked the vendor. Receiving a negative reply, “too bad, it is a very promising technology” and went on to a lengthy explanation of its benefits. Adelaide appeared to listen intently until Paul interrupted “Christ Smith, you’re going to bore her into a plastic surgery career”. Adelaide laughed as she placed a hand on Paul’s fleshy forearm. Crispin’s facial expression went from hurt to devastated. She waited a few moments though, before giving the small of his back a reassuring rub. “No really, that was very informative. Thank you Crispin”.

The end of each aisle was decorated with bright looking floral displays. “Maybe the facilitators felt they may need to compensate for the foul odours they associate with this branch of medicine” Paul quipped, stooping to muck raking as a change in tact. “Reporting on it is far nobler, I’m sure” came Crispin’s sarcastic retort. “More likely they are attempting to draw a higher standard of attendees” as he smiled in Adelaide’s direction. “Quite stunning” he softly added as he dropped his eyes. You’re a fool, he told himself. She’s not only out of your league, she may be in a different sport entirely. Still, as long as she was doling out attention, he was powerless not to respond. “The arrangements are lovely” observed Adelaide as she stooped in to take in the scents. She sensed the buzzing in the air even before she felt something on her arm. “Oh fuck!” she thought….